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We have a new contributing author!

Marshall Staxx (if that is his REAL name) is a slightly manic, UFC-watching bum of the finest kind, and will be publishing reviews of his own from this week onward.

He is completely lacking in self-preservation instinct generous enough to have offered to review the stronger stimulants out there.  The kind that are legal, but only because THE MAN hasn’t got round to banning them yet.

Watch this space!