My fridge is organised. See? Also, it could really do with a clean.

I’ve been out and about, gathering the finest (and sketchiest) caffeine products that the many local dodgy corner shops have to offer.

So here it is, ladies and gentlemen – here’s what you have to look forward to over the next few days.

I’m particularly excited about the Best-In brand Stimulation Drink.  At only 35p, you can be sure it contains only the cheapest and dirtiest ingredients.

Brilliant.